Trad Cocktails

Suffering Bastard

Gin, Bourbon, Brandy, Lime, Demerara Syrup, Ginger Beer, the silence from shaking an empty Advil bottle. (2oz)

Queens Park Swizzle

White rum, lime, demerara, bitters, grass from Gage Park. (2 oz)

A Riverboat Called Victory

Cachaca, demerara rum, lime, orange, honey, falernum, bitters, a cruise on the Amazon. (2 oz)


White rum, Grand Marnier, maraschino, lime, a comb. (2.5 oz)

Blue Hawaii

Rum, vodka, blue curacao, hip gyrations. (2 oz)


Rum blend, passion fruit, lemon, a broken umbrella. (3 oz)


Navy and demerera rums, pineapple, orange, coconut syrup, spices, half a cup of euphoria. (2 oz)


Blend of 3 rums, lime, grapefruit, cinnamon syrup, falernum, grenadine, bitters, Rick Grime’s greying beard. (2.5 oz)

Mai Tai

Navy rum, rhum agricole, dry curacao, demerera, orgeat, lime, our name spelled wrong. (2.5 oz)