Reservations

Menu

FOOD

Please inform your servers of any allergies before ordering food or drinks.

All pizzas come with our mozzarella / brick cheese blend and take anywhere from 20-45 minutes to cook.

Smalls are 4 slices and larges are 8 slices - most people are full after 2!

Most pizzas are available as vegetarian / vegan / gluten-free.  Vegan cheese is $1 for smalls and $2 for larges - ask your server for details!  We also have halal pepperoni available!

Please note that large groups of 8 or more will have an auto-gratuity of 18% automatically applied to their bill.

    • New

      Garlic Garlic Garlic

      Sm (4 slice)$22|
      Lg (8 slice)$32|
      Hope you're not on a first date. Mozzarella/Brick Cheese / Confit Garlic / Garlic Oil / Roasted Garlic Aioli / Ricotta / Romano / Parsley

    • Detroit Red Stripe

      Sm (4 slice)$18|
      Lg (8 slice)$28|
      Red sauce, romano.

    • Garden

      Sm (4 slice)$22|
      Lg (8 slice)$32|
      Marinated artichokes, hot peppers, cherry tomatoes, balsamic glaze, arugula salad, shaved parmesan.

    • Mikey the MVP

      Sm (4 slice)$22|
      Lg (8 slice)$32|
      Vodka sauce, pesto, romano, oregano. Nut-free and not available as vegan.

    • Chicken Bacon Ranch

      Sm (4 slice)$22|
      Lg (8 slice)$32|
      Roasted chicken, bacon, mushrooms, green peppers, house buttermilk ranch.

    • Shawn’s Tangy BBQ Chicken

      Sm (4 slice)$22|
      Lg (8 slice)$32|
      Roasted chicken, bacon, red onions, carolina gold BBQ sauce, garlic oil, romano.

    • Do You Wanna?

      Sm (4 slice)$22|
      Lg (8 slice)$32|
      Nduja sausage, fig jam, ricotta, basil.

    • Secret Pickle Pizza

      Sm (4 slice)$22|
      Lg (8 slice)$32|
      Dill pickles, bacon, roasted garlic mayo, fresh dill.

    • Supreme

      Sm (4 slice)$22|
      Lg (8 slice)$32|
      Venetian dry cured pepperoni, bacon, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, red sauce, romano.

    • Spicy Pepperoni

      Sm (4 slice)$22|
      Lg (8 slice)$32|
      Venetian dry cured pepperoni, red sauce, romano, house scotch bonnet honey, pickled jalapenos.

    • Pepperoni Pile On

      Sm (4 slice)$22|
      Lg (8 slice)$32|
      Venetian dry cured pepperoni, red sauce, romano, house scotch bonnet honey, ricotta.

    • Basic Pepperoni

      Sm (4 slice)$20|
      Lg (8 slice)$30|
      Venetian dry cured pepperoni, red sauce, romano.

    • House Salad

      $12
      Arugula, candied mango, goat cheese, crispy onions, balsamic tamari vinaigrette.

    • Waffle Fries

      $8
      Crispy waffle fries.

    • Pickle Nick Fries

      $12
      Crispy waffle fries tossed in dill pickle seasoning salt, topped with roasted garlic mayo, chopped, pickles, fresh dill.

    • Parm Fries

      $12
      Crispy waffle fries tossed in gochujang butter, then covered in freshly grated parmesan and green onions.

    • Soy Caramel Wings

      $16
      Coated with our sticky sweet soy caramel sauce full of umami (contains fish sauce).

    • Ma La Honey Wings

      $16
      Drizzled with scotch bonnet honey and tossed with our mala dry rub with spicy/tingly sichuan peppercorns.

    • Taiwanese dry rub wings

      $16
      Dusted in our house made spice mix, inspired by trips to Shilin night market.

    • Korean-inspired Buffalo Wings

      $16
      Tossed in our gochujang butter sauce with a little kick of sriracha.

    • Lebanese Garlic

      $2.5

    • Buttermilk Ranch

      $2.5

    • Scotch Bonnet Honey

      $2.5

    • Vegan Ranch

      $2.5

    • Detroit Red Sauce

      $2.5

    DRINKS

    Please inform your server of any allergies before ordering - all drink ingredients are listed but may contain unlisted garnishes.

    Click here for our rum list!  Not finished adding them so keep checking back!

    Like your mug?  Check out the merch section below to see which ones we currently have for sale!

    • Cocojito

      $14
      Coconut / mint / lemon / Pisco / Plantation 3 star rum (2 oz)

    • Hawaiian Sunset

      $14
      vodka, orgeat, lemon, lime, grenadine, amarena cherry (1.5oz)
    • New

      Jungle Bird

      $14
      Myer's Dark rum, Campari, pineapple, lime, demerara syrup(2.5oz)

    • Suffering Bastard

      $14
      Gin, Bourbon, Brandy, Lime, Demerara Syrup, Ginger Beer, the silence from shaking an empty Advil bottle. (2oz)

    • Blue Hawaii

      $14
      Rum, vodka, blue curacao, pineapple, lime, hip gyrations. (2 oz)

    • Hurricane

      $15
      Rum blend, passionfruit, lemon, a broken umbrella. (2.25 oz)

    • Painkiller

      $14
      Navy and demerera rums, pineapple, orange, coconut syrup, spices, half a cup of euphoria. (2 oz)

    • Zombie

      $14
      Blend of 3 rums, lime, grapefruit, cinnamon syrup, falernum, grenadine, bitters, Rick Grime’s greying beard. (2.5 oz)

    • Mai Tai

      $15
      Navy rum, rhum agricole, dry curacao, demerera, orgeat, lime, our name spelled wrong. (2.25 oz)

    • Scorpion Bowl

      Sm (3.5 oz)$24|
      Lg (6.75 oz)$42|
      Rum blend, gin, orange, lemon, grapefruit, demerara, falernum, 5 deadly venoms. [Must be shared between at least 2 people - cannot be sold to a single person]

    • Orbiting the 6th Planet

      $14
      Gin, passion fruit, lemon,orgeat, falernum, the outer ring of Saturn. (1.5 oz)

    • Dark & Stormy

      $13
      Goslings Black Seal rum, lime juice, ginger beer, bitters, the red sky in the morning. (2 oz)

    • Daiquiri

      $12
      Rum blend, lime, demerara syrup, smoke from a broken blender motor. (2 oz)

    • Cuba Libré

      $12
      Havana Club 3yr, Mexican Coca-Cola, lime, torn out pages from The Old Man & the Sea. (2 oz)

    • Guinness

      440ml$8|

    • Lakefront New Grist Pilsner (Gluten-free)

      473 ml$8|
      Gluten-free Pilsner

    • Fairweather Dreamsicle (Sour)

      473 ml$|
      $11
      Dry-Hopped sour with orange, vanilla and fresh citrus zest.

    • Collective Arts Jam Up the Mash (Sour)

      473 ml$|
      $9
      Dry Hopped Sour 5.2 ABV

    • Bellwoods Jelly King: Passionfruit, Orange & Guava

      473 ml$|
      $12.5
      Dry-hopped sour ale w/ fruit

    • Left Field 7th Inning Seltzer: Grapefruit / Tangerine

      355ml$8.5|

    • Left Field 7th Inning Seltzer: Black Cherry

      355ml$8.5|

    • Anderson Amber

      $7
      355 ml

    • Anderson IPA

      355 ml$|
      $7
      IPA

    • Anderson Cream Ale

      $7
      355 ml

    • Collective Arts Guava Gose

      $7
      (355 ml)

    • Tiger

      500 ml$8.5|

    • PBR

      355 ml$5.5|

    • On tap: Rotating Tropical Brew

      $9.50
      Our current custom tropical brew from our favourite local breweries. Ask your server! (16 oz)

    • On tap: Rotating Crispy Boy

      $8
      Always cold, always crisp. Ask your server! (16 oz)

    • White Wine

      6 oz$8.5|
      Bottle$33|
      Mare Di Sirena Pinot Grigio

    • Red Wine

      6 oz$8.5|
      Bottle$33|
      Fantini Sangiovese

    • Steel Town Session Cider

      355ml$9|
      dry cider, partially oak aged - crisp and tart

    • Fluffy Clouds

      $8
      lime, orange, coconut syrup and club soda

    • Bellwoods Jelly King Non-Alcoholic

      473 ml$$9|
      $$9
      Non-Alcoholic Dry Hopped Sour Tropical Fruit

    • Pop

      355ml$3|
      Coke / Coke Zero / Sprite / Ginger Ale / Club Soda

    • Hazy State Non-Alcoholic IPA

      355ml$7|
      0.4%

    • Dancing fully clothed

      $8.5
      Spiced seedlip, lime, ginger beer, demerara.

    • Glory in the morning

      $8
      Pineapple, orange, coconut syrup, nutmeg, a westerly wind blowing across the lower city.

    MERCH

    Enjoyed your time here?  Take home a souvenir!  Ask your server for details.

    Chef Recommended
    New

    Pizza Skull Shirt

    $36
    Available in Small to 3XL

    Green Butt Mug

    $25

    Pizza Skull

    $45
    24 oz pizza skull, designed by Sketchy Tank

    Tiki Mug: Pinki

    $20
    Pinki Tiki mug - holds 17.5 oz

    Tiki Mug: Seafoam Moai

    $20
    Seafoam Moai mug - holds 25 oz