Reservations

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FOOD

Please inform your servers of any allergies before ordering food or drinks.

All pizzas come with our mozzarella / brick cheese blend and take anywhere from 20-45 minutes to cook.

Smalls are 4 slices and larges are 8 slices - most people are full after 2!

Most pizzas are available as vegetarian / vegan / gluten-free.  Vegan cheese is $1 for smalls and $2 for larges - ask your server for details!  We also have halal pepperoni available!

Please note that large groups of 8 or more will have an auto-gratuity of 18% automatically applied to their bill.

  • New

    So Festive, wow!

    Sm (4 slice)$22|
    Lg (8 slice)$32|
    Mozzarella/Brick Cheese / Turkey / Stuffing / Gravy / Cranberry Sauce - cannot be made vegan/vegetarian/gluten-free

  • Garlic Garlic Garlic

    Sm (4 slice)$22|
    Lg (8 slice)$32|
    Confit Garlic / Garlic Oil / Roasted Garlic Aioli / Ricotta / Romano / Parsley

  • Detroit Red Stripe

    Sm (4 slice)$18|
    Lg (8 slice)$28|
    Red sauce, romano.

  • Garden

    Sm (4 slice)$22|
    Lg (8 slice)$32|
    Marinated artichokes, hot peppers, cherry tomatoes, balsamic glaze, arugula salad, shaved parmesan.

  • Mikey the MVP

    Sm (4 slice)$22|
    Lg (8 slice)$32|
    Vodka sauce, pesto, romano, oregano. Nut-free and not available as vegan.

  • Chicken Bacon Ranch

    Sm (4 slice)$22|
    Lg (8 slice)$32|
    Roasted chicken, bacon, mushrooms, green peppers, house buttermilk ranch.

  • Shawn’s Tangy BBQ Chicken

    Sm (4 slice)$22|
    Lg (8 slice)$32|
    Roasted chicken, bacon, red onions, carolina gold BBQ sauce (mustard based), garlic oil, romano.

  • Do You Wanna?

    Sm (4 slice)$22|
    Lg (8 slice)$32|
    Nduja sausage, fig jam, ricotta, basil.

  • Secret Pickle Pizza

    Sm (4 slice)$22|
    Lg (8 slice)$32|
    Dill pickles, bacon, roasted garlic mayo, fresh dill.

  • Supreme

    Sm (4 slice)$22|
    Lg (8 slice)$32|
    Venetian dry cured pepperoni, bacon, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, red sauce, romano.

  • Spicy Pepperoni

    Sm (4 slice)$22|
    Lg (8 slice)$32|
    Venetian dry cured pepperoni, red sauce, romano, house scotch bonnet honey, pickled jalapenos.

  • Pepperoni Pile On

    Sm (4 slice)$22|
    Lg (8 slice)$32|
    Venetian dry cured pepperoni, red sauce, romano, house scotch bonnet honey, ricotta.

  • Basic Pepperoni

    Sm (4 slice)$20|
    Lg (8 slice)$30|
    Venetian dry cured pepperoni, red sauce, romano.

  • House Salad

    $12
    Arugula, candied mango, goat cheese, crispy onions, balsamic tamari vinaigrette.

  • Waffle Fries

    $8
    Crispy waffle fries.

  • Pickle Nick Fries

    $12
    Crispy waffle fries tossed in dill pickle seasoning salt, topped with roasted garlic mayo, chopped, pickles, fresh dill.

  • Parm Fries

    $12
    Crispy waffle fries tossed in gochujang butter, then covered in freshly grated parmesan and green onions.

  • Soy Caramel Wings

    $16
    Coated with our sticky sweet soy caramel sauce full of umami (contains fish sauce).

  • Ma La Honey Wings

    $16
    Drizzled with scotch bonnet honey and tossed with our mala dry rub with spicy/tingly sichuan peppercorns.

  • Taiwanese dry rub wings

    $16
    Dusted in our house made spice mix, inspired by trips to Shilin night market.

  • Korean-inspired Buffalo Wings

    $16
    Tossed in our gochujang butter sauce with a little kick of sriracha.

  • Lebanese Garlic

    $2.5

  • Buttermilk Ranch

    $2.5

  • Scotch Bonnet Honey

    $2.5

  • Vegan Ranch

    $2.5

  • Detroit Red Sauce

    $2.5

DRINKS

Please inform your server of any allergies before ordering - all drink ingredients are listed but may contain unlisted garnishes.

Click here for our rum list!  Not finished adding them so keep checking back!

Like your mug?  Check out the merch section below to see which ones we currently have for sale!

  • Dark & Stormy

    $13
    Goslings Black Seal rum, lime juice, ginger beer, bitters, the red sky in the morning. (2 oz)

  • Daiquiri

    $12
    Rum blend, lime, demerara syrup, smoke from a broken blender motor. (2 oz)

  • Cuba Libré

    $12
    Havana Club 3yr, Mexican Coca-Cola, lime, torn out pages from The Old Man & the Sea. (2 oz)

  • Guinness

    $8
    stout: 440ml (4.2%)

  • Lakefront New Grist Pilsner (Gluten-free)

    $8
    Gluten-free pilsner: 473ml (5%)

  • Clifford Crusher

    $8
    Light lager: 473ml (4%)

  • Fairweather High Grade IPA

    $11
    Tropical India Pale Ale. Strong Beer: 473ml (6.2 %)

  • Fairweather Apsara

    $11
    Pale sour with peaches, milk sugar, vanilla and chai spices: 473 ml. 5.8% ABV

  • Left Field 7th Inning Seltzer: Grapefruit / Tangerine

    355ml$8.5|

  • Left Field 7th Inning Seltzer: Black Cherry

    355ml$8.5|

  • Collective Arts Hazy State

    $8.5
    hazy NEIPA: 473ml (4.1%)

  • Anderson Amber

    $7
    amber ale: 355 ml (4.8%)

  • Anderson IPA

    $7
    IPA 355ml: (6.5%)

  • Anderson Cream Ale

    $7
    golden ale: 355 ml (4.8%)

  • Collective Arts Guava Gose

    $7
    sour mashed wheat beer w/ guava: 355 ml (4.9%)

  • PBR

    $5.5
    American lager: 355ml (4.9)

  • On tap: Rotating Tropical Brew

    $9.50
    Our current custom tropical brew from our favourite local breweries. Ask your server! (16 oz)

  • On tap: Rotating Crispy Boy

    $8
    Always cold, always crisp. Ask your server! (16 oz)

  • White Wine

    6 oz$8.5|
    Bottle$33|
    Mare Di Sirena Pinot Grigio

  • Red Wine

    6 oz$8.5|
    Bottle$33|
    Fantini Sangiovese

  • Steel Town Session Cider

    355ml$9|
    dry cider, partially oak aged - crisp and tart

  • Fluffy Clouds

    $8
    lime, orange, coconut syrup and club soda

  • Bellwoods Jelly King Non-Alcoholic

    473 ml$$9|
    $$9
    Non-Alcoholic Dry Hopped Sour Tropical Fruit

  • Pop

    355ml$3|
    Coke / Coke Zero / Sprite / Ginger Ale / Club Soda

  • Hazy State Non-Alcoholic IPA

    355ml$7|
    0.4%

  • Dancing fully clothed

    $8.5
    Spiced seedlip, lime, ginger beer, demerara.

  • Glory in the morning

    $8
    Pineapple, orange, coconut syrup, nutmeg, a westerly wind blowing across the lower city.

MERCH

Enjoyed your time here?  Take home a souvenir!  Ask your server for details.

Chef Recommended
New

Pizza Skull Shirt

$36
Available in Small to 3XL

MaiPai MaiTai glass

$25
Our very first custom MaiTai glass! Featuring art by Abby Zweifel.

Sippin’ Santa: Mersanta

$35
12 oz Mersanta mug

Tiki Mug: Pinki

$20
Pinki Tiki mug - holds 17.5 oz

Tiki Mug: Seafoam Moai

$20
Seafoam Moai mug - holds 25 oz

Tiki mug: Mauve moai

$20
Mauve Moai mug - holds 25 oz